Top Ten Reasons to Take Your Top Off on National Go Topless Day
- #10 - It’s easier to see when the stoplight turns green.
- #9 - You can save time and skip the shower on rainy days.
- #8 - Vitamin D from sun exposure helps ward off depression, that’s why Jeep owners are happier than everyone else.
- #7 - Get closer to nature (butterflies are among the nicer visitors, I’m sure my Jeep friends have stories to tell about critters dropping out of trees).
- #6 - It’s perfect for star gazing and watching meteor showers.
- #5 - You can work on your tan while commuting to the office.
- #4 - No need to spend money on pricey skin care routines, just take a ride through a sand storm or go play in the mud.
- #3 - No need to spend money on a stylist.
- #2 - You can tell a girl to take off her top without getting smacked.
- And the #1 reason to go topless is...because we can!
Bonus: Of course Jeeps aren’t the only vehicles that can go topless. My other ride is a cute little low-slung convertible roadster (are you surprised?), and while I was thinking of all the reasons to take your top off, I couldn’t get this one out of my head. So for all of the people who drive low-slung convertibles, the number one reason to Go Topless is –
- You can grab your fast food order from the drive through window without having to get out of the car!
What’s your favorite reason to Go Topless?