Talking Shift_02: How Low Can You Glow?
Last week, we premiered our weekly series Talking Shift on Driving Line, putting in our two cents about some very colorful vehicles—some pretty (like Mad Mike's HUMBUL), some pretty ugly (like a pimp'd out Supra).
(If you're a little lost, catch up on episode one to see what Talking Shift is all about.)
Our editors are back at it again this week, armed with puns on puns on puns. Coincidentally, some of the vehicle picks we highlight have to do with stars, underglow and fire, so just prepare yourself for some bright one-liners...
1. Yikes, Bike
Picked by Jonathan: Get in there nice and deep like...
Ali: That guy went walls out.
Justin: When you’re in the middle of a race, but need to take a power nap.
Kristin: I’m just wondering if you’d call the ensuing road rash "wall rash" instead?
2. RWB Porsche or Lego Build?
Picked by Jonathan: Every time I see a Porsche getting ready for the RWB treatment, I always think: “Noooo, don’t cut it!” and “Yesssss! It’s gonna be so dope when it’s done!"
Ali: Do you think those are real hardwood floors?
Justin: Reminds me of Lego. Oh, how I miss building Lego.
Kristin: Ali, you’re cracking me up!
3. Twinkle, Twinkle, Rat Rod Star
Picked by Ali: Fluid Peak, a.k.a David Page, has been busting out some crazy nice nighttime photos lately. His most recent photo was outstanding.
Justin: I spy NOS...lots and lots and lots of NOS.
Jonathan: Twinkle, twinkle, rat rod star...
Kristin: We're not in Kansas anymore. Or are we?
4. This Jeep Is In-Tents
Picked by Ali: Keeping with my obsession of incredible nighttime photography is this shot from Heavy Metal Concepts. Most people know HMC best for its killer videos, but they have some amazing photo talent as well.
Justin: If you move in your sleep, how likely is it that you fall out of the tent? Also, not sure if robot or alien.
Jonathan: HMC phone home.
Kristin: Add another awesome adventure photo to the list of things that make my life feel boring. So jealous.
5. Glowrider
Picked by Justin: The '90s called—they want their "Fast and Furious" underglow back.
Ali: Clearly, someone thought it was a bright idea.
Jonathan: You're really lovely...underneath it all.
Kristin: All glow, no go.
6. Dukes of Hiroshima
Picked by Justin: I did not believe this was a '68 Charger when I first saw it. I've never wanted an old school domestic muscle car more.
Ali: That's pretty cool. I'm sure it would make a purist cringe, but so would cold water and eating dinner after 4:30. #dukesofhiroshima
Jonathan: Could see a 2JZ or Toyota V8 underneath the hood...
Kristin: Your Scion is already crying.
7. Hot Rod Coming Through
Picked by Kristin: This is Bob Hawkins' custom "Time Traveller II" dragster. It's getting hot in here.
Ali: I didn't know Ghost Rider had a car.
Justin: It's lit. 🔥
Jonathan: Anyone up for a carbecue?
8. Flatsmobile
Picked by Kristin: Rectangle on wheels? Because racers don't always use full common sense.
Ali: The paint color kills it for me. Make it an OD Green or matte black and I think it would actually look okay. (I think you mean FLAT black. – Justin)
Justin: I think it falls a little flat compared to the race cars behind it. (WOMP WOMP – Jonathan)
Jonathan: Flat-out fast. (WOMP WOMP – Justin)
